Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Patrol avoids the Proletariat

Went to the New Yankee Stadium last night for the first time, and sat in one of the luxury boxes. Free beer and hot dogs are never a bad thing. Below are some shots of the interior. I dont know what the final score was, all I know is that it was Wooderson 9, Yankees/Aramark 0 in the alcohol department.


The Golden Ticket!

Front Door of the stadium. We entered directly to the left.






Inside the Suite. Pretty swanky.







Not many people here in the stadium at 4:10 pm. Apparently you can't get beers served in the suite more than 35 mins before the game starts.



Decent view from the seats.


















Friday, January 30, 2009

Asia, pt II: In which the Patrol survives Bangkok...

Ah, Bangkok. To say that this was possibly the most uncomfortable 24 hours in my life would not be an overstatement. Unfortunately, it was a very sober 24 hours, which probably made it all worse. Go figure.

This is really a story best told in two parts.

First, the filth. Oh God, the filth. I have never smelled a worse smell than the collective stench that permeates the Bangkok air. It is truly otherworldly. It is bad. Imagine the hot breath of Satan. Then realize that I wasn’t even over there in mid-summer. It was that bad.


This is the sidewalk. The booth to the right are set up so the back of the booth faces the street. Hence, you can’t get to the street except at corners and crosswalks. On the left are actually buildings and stores. The path to get through is one person wide. One Asian person wide. I was a bit to big for this, and it took me like 2 hours to make it anywhere on foot that day.



How gross is the water? Check out these river eels. They were very much alive and very squirmy in that bucket. About as fresh of a fish as you can get.

Bangkok does have a pretty spiffy new rapid transit system. The problem is, there’s only two lines, neither one was located near where I was staying, and the attractions weren’t really nearby. Here’s a view from one of the elevated stations looking down at a row of shanty houses. The unfinished airport connection line is to the top right.

The next segment of my Bangkok experience was the various Buddhist temples I visited that day. I made the Buddha very happy with monetary donations, let me tell you.

Here are two big temples gilded with gold, and containing giant Buddha statues. They were rather impressive. Lots of people stop in and out for prayer and meditation, and the monasteries provide many, many places for quiet reflection.





These are the Buddha’s footprints, which are supposed to bring good luck. You can see all the coins lined up as an enticement.


Here’s two Buddha statues. One’s little, one’s really, really big. The big one is on the large temple form the photo above.




The highest point I made it to in the city was a 100 foot manmade mound with, yup, another Buddhist temple on it. I swear there were more temples there in Bangkok than there are Catholic churches in Italy. I got a decent view of the skyline, although you can tell it’s very far away from the older development that I spent most of my time in.

This row of Buddhas lined the wall of one of the temples. There were an amazing number of these things.


This is the King of Thailand. If you make fun of him, you will be arrested. An Aussie writer was just imprisoned for setting foot in the country after writing a fictional book disparaging the royal family. Don’t smuggle weed in this joint, yo.


These last pictures are of the airport. This is where the recent protests were, where demonstrators helped to overthrow the current corrupt government. This airport was basically at the center of the controversy, as it drined billions form the economy and was the symbol for graft.







It is a damn nice airport. Futuristic as all get out, and it has the best Duty-Free selection I have ever witnessed in an airport. The last pic was amazing. The distances you can see down the hallways are staggering.



That’s it for Bangkok. 24 hours, and I made it out. Thank God. Koh Samui, however, was awesome.
(Yes, I was solicited by all manner of people for all manner of sexual activities. No I didn't partake, and No, I don't want to talk about it. Bangkok makes Vegas look like the Vatican, truth.)

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Patrol does Asia Solo Pt. 1: Hong Kong

So, I decided to go to Asia. There were three stops; Hong Kong, Bangkok, and Koh Samui.

The first stop in HK was a bit of a whirlwind, but I managed to knock out a large number of cool site along the way. So, without further ado, let’s get started.

This is the building from Dark Knight. It’s currently the tallest one in the city, but will soon be surpassed by one across the harbor. It dominates the skyline of HK Island, as you’ll see in another photo.






Next is the Bank of China building. It’s designed by the guy who designed the Sears Tower. You can see a bit of resemblance in the shape. It’s a pretty neat building when it’s lit up at night.






This is where I had put in some interior photos of the LPC offices, before I had a massive brain-stroke when I realized what I was about to do. So I had to delete the three photos from the interior. One of them was an awesome shot of the harbor with the 2 IFC building (batman) in the view. The new office doesn’t have nearly as good of a view.

This is the view from the top of the island, at The Peak. There is a big mall and restaurants up here, and it’s supposed to be incredible at night. I got lucky and got a relatively smog-free day to check out the sights, which was nice. The LPC office is in the skyscraper to the left of the Bank of China (white X’s) and the 2 IFC building (batman) is the tallest one in this photo. To the extreme left (across the harbor) is the International Commerce Center, which will be the new tallest building in the city and one of the 5 tallest in the world when it’s finished.







Here’s a nighttime shot from the Kowloon side of the harbor. This is the view from the table I ate dinner at with my boss. On the company tip, as well. That was a pretty sweet deal. The view was amazing too, especially for the laser light show that goes off every night.








This was the scene of the carnage at the dim sum restaurant we ate at with our tech support providers. We put a serious hurting on this place, and if there is any sort of creature that walks the earth, chances are there was one fried and diced up and put in a pot for this table. Yummy.







Yes, I do know how to use chopsticks. No I don’t like the taste of the chicken foot I’m eating.





Another night shot of the harbor, this one form the ferry back to HK Island.



The day after exploring HK Island, I ventured off to Lantau Island, home of the brand new airport, for some more sightseeing. There’s a cable car that ascends from the last stop on the subway line to the top of the island’s hills, about 2,500 feet up. Naturally, I hopped on for the ride up to the Big Buddha.



Along the way, there was a vista of the new airport. HKIA is pretty incredible, in that it’s huge, and the tarmac is just stacked with 747’s and other jumbo jets. A very cool sight to see them taking off and landing.



The hill climb was pretty crazy in some spots. There were only 7 towers that the gondolas went over the entire trip up, a bit different from the lifts on a ski slope.



At the top, I stopped into a little village and had some tea at a tea house. It was rather tasty, and I slammed two pot-fulls, to re-hydrate after the previous evening’s festivities.



This is the Big Buddha, and me in front of it. The thing is huge, and those stairs were not fun to climb.







A view of the plaza at the base of the statue (but the top of the stairs). They have lots of little Buddha statues like these ones sitting around the big statues.



A view south from the top of the hill. You could see a long, long way, even with all the smog hazing things out.



After the visit to the Big Buddha, it was time to refuel and move on. I took a 30 minute cab ride down the opposite side of the island to a ferry pier, where I hopped on the boat to Cheung Chau island. As far as refueling goes, well, PBR tastes like American victory, even if you’re 9500 miles away form Milwaukee.



Cheung Chau is a small island that is mostly fishermen and poorer folks. It was a good way to see how normal folks live in China away from the glitz and glamour of HK Island itself. Needless to say, I’m still washing off the smell.



Here’s a few shots of the coastline around the island. It was a pleasant way to spend the day. Nice and warm, got a lot of sun. No complaints.






To get back to the ferry pier for the ride to HK Island, I paid a guy $5 to take me over in his rickety little passenger boat. That was quite a trip, as he pulled right up to the dock to let me off without even stopping, as soon as one foot hit the deck, he was already in reverse looking for new fares.



A few last shots here: This is the Main Terminal hall at HKIA, and it was really, really long.



The view from my hotel room.



The Wynn Casino in Macau. We took a ferry over there to go gamble at one of three craps tables on the island. I won $300 and paid for the next 3 days of my trip with the winnings. It was a good time.





From here, it was off to Bangkok, which was possibly one of the most interesting 24 hours in my life.



Thursday, October 09, 2008

Eurotrip 2008, pt VI: Ich Bin Ein Berliner






Berlin
was the last stop on the tour. It is also the stop where I probably got the most done Of course, you really feel like you’ve accomplished a lot when you arrive in a city at 5 in the morning and are told you can’t check into your hostel until 2 in the afternoon.

I got into the station early and upon reaching the hostel, dropped off my bags, so there were a full 8 hours to kill before check-in. Fortunately, the guy behind the desk had some good ideas on things to check out. Any dark looking pictures are from this early morning tour.

The first stop on the tour was the Berlin Wall. Well, part of it, at least. It’s something like 160 miles long, or was, at least, before they started pulling it down. There’s still a few long sections standing, so I went to check them out. The good thing about seeing it at 6 am is the utter lack of tourists. I’m sure the fact that I was in a very, very seedy side of East Berlin helped that fact.

The East Side Gallery is this first section that I visited, and today it’s famous for beign the graffiti epicenter of Berlin. This is the only part left that’s over a mile long. Sort of appropriate that I saw it on a gray morning.





Along the day’s route, there were more individual sections with the more well-known graffiti works preserved on them.





In areas where the wall was completely destroyed, there is a commemoratory line in the street demarcating the original route of the border. It’s pretty interesting to see what landmarks this line runs in front of.







By this point, it was still about 7:20 in the morning, so I hopped onto a train and rode into the city center. After swinging by the Brandenburg gate (more on that later) I headed over to the government center, where the parliamentary buildings are located. These are pretty much brand new buildings, since the Soviets had the presence of mind to bomb the area to the grounf in 1945, and never really got around to fixing it up while the wall was up (the wall cut through the area). The top of the Reichstag has a giant glass dome that allows you to both look down into the parliament chambers (the US would NEVER do something like that) and it also has a ramp that takes you up to the top for a panoramic view of the city. Being up this early, I was 20th in line, and I was told later the wait can be up to three hours. Go me.







Elsewhere in the city, there is a sign marking the spot of Hitler’s bunker. It was bombed out by the Soviets as well after the war. To get a feel for it’s importance, you should watch the movie “Downfall”, which I reviewed over at FlickFool.




A very cool museum I visited in Berlin was the Pergamon. I was told that if there’s only one museum you have a chance to see, see this one. I thoroughly agree. It’s main attractions are the altar of Babylon (yeah, THAT Babylon) and the Ishtar Gate, which was the main gate to the city. It was a very cool thing to see, seeing how it’s over 3000 years old. The Ishtar gate (in blue) was a no-photos area, but I’m crafty and snapped a quick one.






After the Pergamon, I visited one of the palaces of the royal family. This one is called Schloss Charlottenburg. It was massive, and pretty well done, even though they had to fix it up as it too had been bombed to the ground in WWII (noticing a pattern here?) The grounds were very scenic, and as you can see this day had some of the best weather I encountered on the entire trip. It was definitely a nice place to visit. The photo of the gardens is one of the better shots I took on the trip.









Ah yes. Booze. I got to Berlin on a Friday morning, so I had three nights to party. I did so. You can drink anywhere in Berlin. On the train, on the bus, walking down the street. Anywhere. It was great.



I met a few Aussie chicks along the way enjoying their last hurrahs before getting too old to be single anymore. They were a bit of fun.





This is the Brandenburg gate, which is the equivalent to the Arc de Triumphe in Paris. It’s neat to look at for the most part. While the wall was up, the Gate was stuck between the two walls that formed the “death zone” between East and West Berlin. If you set foot inside it, you’d get shot at, and the guards would let the dogs loose on you. Sounds like fun. For 28 years, no one went near this thing. It looks like they fixed it up since then.







This is the Holocaust memorial. It’s pretty non-descript, but it’s size makes it a pretty powerful place. It sits next to Hitler’s bunker, where the old Reichschancellory (Nazi HQ) was located.





Here’s Checkpoint Charlie, which was the gate that led from East to West Berlin during the Cold War during the Cuban Missle Crisis, tanks faced off here about 50 feet from each other.




This is the largest church in Berlin, the Berlinerdom, with the Fehrensturm tower behind it, which is the tallest structure in the city.



This is the Sate Opera house. I got to see the State Orchestra perform Beethoven’s 9th Symphony this afternoon, while sucking down some German beers and enjoying a brat. Yeah, Berlin was a fun stop.




Yes, I went out with the Aussie chicks on the last night, and no, nothing happened. Awesome. Perfect ending to my trip.



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