The Cougar Patrol

Yes, that's right. The Patrol is going semi-family friendly. Apparently, a highly trafficed blog is adding this here corner of the interweb to its list of top 10 sites. While the sanity of the webmaster of that particular site could be concievably called into question for such a decision, we here at the Patrol have decided to eradicate 95% of the bad material from this site (such as the famous "Interpreting women's flirting signs" post) in lieu of family friendly material such as INXS videos and The Europe Incident.

Ok, so there may be cause for concern due to the fact that 90% of the events in my life cannot be summarized without the word "Incident" in the title (Mr. Dillon Finals Incident, Pre-Prom Incident, Boston Incident, Wilmington Incident, Naples Incident, etc., etc., ad infinitum). And yeah, it only took about 5 seconds for those doozies to pop into my head. Granted, one of them established one of my most enduring friendships, one left me with my biggest scar, and one almost cost me everything to a degree that I've never actually explained to anyone, but still, I need to start having incidents along the lines of "The so-and-so got arrested 4 hours after Wooderson bailed with his wife for his honeymoon" Incident.


Oh wait, that's right, the INXS dude died. Oh well, no INXS videos.